Update

I just moved back to school, living in the townhouses this year (with a porch off the back!). still in the process of unpacking because I really don't care about it. RA training starts at noon today, which I can't wait for. not.

That's all so far, hopefully things become more eventful

New Movie Project

So as you may know, Billy is in love with Morgan Freeman, (or maybe just his voice, i don't know)

Billy: If they make a movie about my life, do you know who would narrate it? MORGAN FREEMAN. (no surprise there)

So after a little brainstorming, we came up with a great new movie project, which is totally plausible and could actually happen.

The movie would be about a kid (based around Billy) who had a huge desire to have Morgan Freeman narrate his life. So he comes up with an idea. He would learn sign language, pretend to be deaf and Morgan Freeman, (somehow) would become his translator. Therefore, Morgan Freeman would narrate his life.

Obviously it would be a comedy, and towards the end the kid would be exposed as a fraud, but the movie would end with the two becoming friends again.

Weirdest Dream

So yeah, pretty much had some weird dream last night about Tommy and Sam's wedding, it was so weird that I have no choice but to share it.

It's the morning of the wedding and all the groomsmen get together ahead of time. We all get dressed in our suits, mind you they are Baby Blue and White Checkered Flannel Suits. Tommy was excited about the flannel.

We get to the church, IC not Saint Mary's, and it's absolutely packed. All the girls process in, not one by one, but the 4 of them (Jessica's not there) just walk in together as a group nonchalantly without flowers or anything. But instead of Tommy and Sam being on the alter, they sit with bridesmaids and groomsmen in the pews. The priest starts talking as someone walks around passing out the programs as well as ink pads and rubber stamps. It's time for the first reading, and 4 people all walk up to the alter to do the reading, they realize that not all of them could do it so only one of them goes up to the podium. I had no idea who any of these people were and then I realized that although it was only Tommy and Sam on the alter, there are about 4 or 5 wedding parties in the church.

During the first reading, Danny's cell phone goes off. Of course he answers it. It's a girl, apparently from Germany, so he gets up and walks out of the church to talk on the phone, like it's no big deal. The first reading goes on, and Billy and I look at each other "isn't Danny supposed to do the responsorial psalm?" He was. First reading ends and then five more people all walk up to do the responsorial psalm, none of them Danny because he's still out on the phone. Instead, Michael J Fox goes up there to do it. And he decides to sing it, and at least in this dream, Micheal J Fox absolutely sucks as a singer, his voice cracked the whole time and at one point you couldn't even hear him sing.

I was supposed to do the second reading and I was ready to walk up there and fight all the other people to get to the podium to do the reading. Instead, Obama walks in, like it's nothing. Goes and stands next to Tommy and waits for Tommy to recognize him. They greet each other and President Obama congratulates him. Then he walked up to the podium and starts talking about a new bill that's going to be talked about in the house of Representatives, which has no significance at all to the wedding, then he went on a rant about the newly elected female governor of Delaware and talked about her for a while.

Someone turned to me and said, "maybe we should have gone to St. Mary's." He left and I was getting ready to walk up to do the reading, but instead I woke up to Tommy's alarm clock and the dream was over. But yeah, it was pretty weird.

Update

I meant to update earlier, but that pretty much failed. So I will do it now.

Since the last update, I got a new phone which soon after arriving home was kidnapped. After a long ordeal, and random followings on twitter, I got my phone back. I've kept an eye on it since then.

Finished painting a house, which is the only work I've done since getting back from SD. But I might have found a job, I'll find out next saturday whether I got it or not.

For the fourth this year we went to the beach, it's been the first time in a long time that I stayed the whole weekend instead of just the day. It was awesome, everytime I'm there it's a family reunion, arguably the best fourth of july I've had.

Even the fifth of july was great. Minus frisbee-throwing a plate and making someone's face bleed. Also realized that sunburns on your feet are awful.

Well that's about it, I guess, I live an exciting and adventurous life and everything.

Holy Crap

Today Billy (blog) and I decided to go climb the Bunker Hill Monument because we've been doing nothing for the past few days. It would be something fun that would get us up and out of the house. We used to climb it all the time when we were little, so in my head i had the memories of running up the stairs, racing to the top of the monument. Not so much.

So we got there, after getting a wee bit lost (how hard is it to find a giant granite stick you would think). We started to climb and it wasn't bad. I got to step 100 and I said to myself, "this isn't bad at all, this'll be fine." Then, about step 150, my legs practically give out and turn to rubber. But I am not going to stop or give up, I'm going to finish this. So I keep on truckin up the stairs, pretty much dying (not really). We get to the top, Step 294, and get to see the great view. We got up all the steps in 8 minutes, relatively fast for walking standards. We get down the monument in 2.5 minutes, it didn't help that we were practically running and missing all the tiny steps on the way down (not safe). 

We headed back home and went and hung out with Sam (blog), and invented Ultimate Jenga. See both of their blogs.

Meh.

New Entry:

Got back from SoDak and have done nothing with my life.
Sam's land-lord is a whorebag. She hoards water.
Life is boring
Blah.

(see, bear, now you can read this blog, so shut up)

To Do List:
Get a job (maybe)
Draw blue prints for secret passage in Tom and Sam's new house
Install secret passage
Keep secret passage a secret from everyone
Give Billy a haircut
Laugh at Billy

-debleted

South Dakota blog:

wagacun.blogspot.com