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So again, the teacher's room is hilarious. Today the teachers spent a good 20 minutes talking about the wine at church, and then it turned into how great it would be if they served scotch instead of wine. "Attendance would improve," someone said. Then it turned into "to each his own" and someone saying how great it would be if you walked up to the alter and the priest asked "what are you having?" Weird, but funny.

In the 20th Century history class we talking about the Patriot Act and how the government was trying to get all the information from google about who searches for what on the internet. We talked about how the government, if they want, can check out what we look at on the internet. The teacher goes, "David, that means the US government knows about all the porn you watch on the computer" (obviously joking) just as a tour walks by the open door of our classroom.

In the US History class the teacher announced that I would be taking over the next unit as the teacher. He said, "make sure you all site in your assigned seats, he's already memorized all of your names." The kids didn't believe it and started to test me with their names. I got all of them right, then a kid asked me what his last name was and I got it right too. "HOLY CRAP, HE KNOWS MY NAME!" Then another kid asks, "what is my mother's middle name? .... haha, you don't have to answer that, I don't even know"

So we'll see how tomorrow goes.